We
can all learn a little something from this musical shaman. In moments of strife
(like surviving a plane crash with a useless pretty boy who gets eaten by a
tiger), we can all channel our spirit animals and it will all be better (i.e. paint
elephant’s toes and summon toucans whenever we like). Just follow KP’s lead.
Step
1: Encounter your spirit animal
In
the face of tarantulas climbing on her shoulders, KP takes a beat to do some
good old introspection. She looks in that lagoon like Simba in one of the most
beautiful moments in cinematic history, and she sees her spirit animal. What a
moment! Even the fireflies make the shape of a tiger for some unknown reason!
Step
2: Be great, but have no clue why
KP
finds herself doing some courageous and resourceful things like making spears
out of stilettos and showering with elephants. It is not clear why she has this
newfound greatness, but it is there. Her spirit animal is in her but she doesn’t
quite know it yet.
Step
3: Recognize your spirit animal and be even greater
KP
discovers some hominid cave painting that lets her know everything she needs
about her spirit animal: it is a badass. So she puts on something sexy and emerges
in a palm frond skirt and leopard skin crop top! She does what she wants!
Step
4: Channel it!
When
KP roars at the real life tiger, the message is clear to us mortals: channel
the spirit animal! Be
a champion and roar! Preach!
Thanks,
KP. We all learned something today.
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